#1: Oh no, not another photographer!
#2: That's the thirtieth I've seen in the past hour.
#1: Yes, they screech to halt in those wheeled boxes of their, jump out, peer at the water as if they've never seen it before and snap a shot in five seconds and away they go.
#1: Look, there's another one – he's got a camera perched on three legs like ours.
#2: No claws though. (laughs)
#1: Look at him go, scrambling down to photograph some steam!
(Both laugh hysterically)
#1: (peers down at his feet) Look, these entrails are getting cold. Let's eat.
#2: Oh boy! Fresh mouse!