Don't you just hate it when some company (in this case the Financial Times newspaper) screws up their billing and starts sending you increasingly strident but completely erroneous bills?
In this case, my friend Mary gave me a gift subscription for Christmas, but the stupid idiots at the FT subscription office took it upon themselves to make out that it was I who was giving the gift. So I have been getting ridiculous letters telling me that the recipient of my gift is enjoying their subscription and would I please pay up!
Today came the third demand, after I mailed them two letters in the past explaining their error.
That's it. I enjoyed the newspaper, but I won't be taking up a subscription on my own account.